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C. A room full of old people...

A room full of old people in the cellar of the First United Methodist Church of Orrington after service. There is a dull roar of voices, as years of friendship and stories move comfortably around eachother. All of their children now grown up, my mother being one of them, are continuously the subject. For 50 or more years, they have shared the same neiborhood in South Orrington; the old women in their pretty dresses still getting together to gossip, and the old men in their suits laughing easily together. They have experience so much together: the new fads of each decade, living through the hardships of the 1930s and up, most of the men going off to war together. They know each other's family problems, took care of each other's kids, and have pictures to prove it. They have been sharing their lives together, gathering at the grange to deal with issues, throwing parties, dropping by just to visit, drop off a gift, or to borrow something. The women having their little get togethers, taking the kids out to the lake while the men are at work; the men all getting together on their night, members in the Shriners.


A room full of old people, sitting silently, with tears in their eyes as all of these memories come back to them. They listen to the sermon as they stare at the casket holding another one of their friends. Even if they did not have much like for this person, or it was someone who had left the neighborhood, the old people are still there to give their condolences. There is pain from loosing someone that you have shared everything with. As another one passes, the ones that are left alone with the memories grow few. But the old people who are left sitting in that room with the past have the hardest part. My grandfather was one of the old people from South Orrington in one of those caskets. But it wasn't just my families loss, it was the neighborhoods loss; everyone was there to give comfort. It's not just a room of old people, but a life some of us can only dream of: memories, friends, knowing people are there for you, everyone together. However, it is saddening to say that a life like this is dieing with this generation, with this room of old people.
 

 

 

 

Journal Day 5

 
I am not a romantic person, but recently I had a moment with my husband that went like this: "Honey, I was thinking this morning, with our 14th wedding anniversary approaching and all, I just want to say that I'm just as much in love with you today as I was when we got married. More, even."

The moment passed as quickly as it came. My emotional outbursts are usually more along the lines of crying jags or yelling. I returned to studying for my psychology quiz. I believe it was something along the lines of personality disorders.

I felt my husband standing beside me. To my surprise, when I looked at him his eyes welled with tears. For the rest of the evening he grinned like a kid, staring at me and sighing. He was as taken aback by my comment as I was. By bedtime I'd forgotten all about my "moment."

He came home for lunch the next day and said, "I just want you to know that what you said yesterday really … really moved me. I just want to say—" he breathed deeply, "—that you and I—"

"Oh don't be queer about it," I said quickly.

His face fell. Why had I cut him off? I wondered. Was it just my pride? I searched for my earlier feelings, but all I could remember was the quiz material that I had to memorize before the class that evening (I think that I was starting to wonder if perhaps I had a personality disorder).

I guess I'm not a fan of words; actions speak louder. My heart sank as I watched the confusion on his face change to hurt.

"It was a moment," I said. "I've moved on."

How frigging lame was THAT? I returned to my Wal-Mart list: kitty litter, deodorant, candle for the bathroom. God our house stinks.

I glanced at him, and he grinned. We both laughed, and now my "moment" is his favorite story to anyone who listens, told well with love and humor. That tells me more than any words what his real feelings are.

Copyright (c) 2006 by Sarah Tilden Warner

Memories of high school….class of ‘73

Gary Topler – football hero, loved the girls, one night at a time. He would charm you into his arms, take you for what he could get, and dump you the next day. On to the next girl…no love lost. College bound…football coach…what else?

Joann Eberware – cute blonde, tall, thin, athletic, pothead. Caught in the girls’ room in our catholic high school with a cigarette. Third floor girl’s room, Sister Edward Elizabeth, aka Eddy Betty walks in..Joann exits via the south window. Walks around the ledge for about five minutes, realizes she has no where to go, comes back in the window and tries to make it past Eddy Betty. Nice try, Jo. Detention for a week in her office. Blamed me for not warning her on time.

Mary Stevenson - a very large person…not in stature..just in being. She was very large. She hated everyone..not the least of which was me. She called me a narc, to which I responded “What’s a narc?” (I was very naïve in high school) So convinced was she that I turned her drug dealing self into the nuns that she waited for me one day after school in the hall, and tried to beat the crap out of me. I kneed her and ran for the door, never looking back. She ended up in jail after graduation. (Never found out it was her friend’s mom that turned her in)

Joe Gravat – senior president. Present at the above attempted beating in the hall. Great football hero. Looked the other way, and never leant a hand. What a star! Went on to college and became a lawyer. Great profession where you get to look the other way a lot!

John Bianco – AAHHH..he was the love of my life…or so I would have liked him to be. Very quiet, also a football hero. All the nuns loved him..very polite, great grades, wonderful personality. VERRRYYY good-looking. Never got to date him. Told me at our 20th reunion I should have told him I had a crush on him…he felt the same. Nice time to tell me…jerk. He grew up to be a politician…go figure.

John Norga – Tunes of Deep Purple come to mind. Driving through the Parkway on a Saturday afternoon. Watching lines of cars covered with high school kids parade slowly through the crowded park. The sweet taste of Boone’s Farm wine lingering after a long, meaningful kiss. Man, could he kiss! Left high school and joined the army.

Susan Petri – perfect…only word that will fit her description. Beautiful, talented, smart, personable, and modest! She did everything right. All through school, she aced her grades, honor society, band member, homecoming queen. Went on to be a doctor serving overseas. That was her…always giving.

Jim Jones – superstar…never touched boos or drugs. Good – looking, talented, football star quarterback, popular. EVERYBODY liked Jim. Geeks, brainiacs, potheads, jocks, they all loved him. For his eighteenth birthday we all had a party for him. Someone slipped something into his drink, and Jim thought he could fly. Of course he couldn’t…but from a third story porch railing…who would guess?

Copyright (c) 2006 by griz

 

As I look at these hands I wonder how they have lasted this long. Construction work was my role for 10 years, sheetmetal work to be exact. I see the four different locations where I have received stiches over the years, one nasty cut in particular almost infected the bone, this is the most visible of scars. As my roles in life changed, I see the scar of a human bite from an out of control patient at a psyciatric hospital. If my fingers could speak to me, I think they would say, "why do you do that? When people are ducking for cover, you run directly into the middle of an unsafe situation to help bring safety to those around you. You've never asked me how I feel about this arrangement. I am getting tired of holding on to people!" When I look closely at my hands, I see alot of dry and cracked skin, alot of blisters, and the occasional scab, from building my own house (which is still on going). But most significantly, I see hands that are not afraid to correct my children when they need timeouts. I see the look of respect on my sons face when my hand takes hold of his arm to direct him away from an area, because he was not following directions. But the best thing I see in my hands is the love I never had, the love I learned to give. My children run to my hands when they are hurting, and hide in my hands when they are afraid. I gently rock those precious angels when they are sick, with my ugly, bent, scared, unprecious hands. My hands correct, but make no mistake about it my hands love.

 

Copyright (c) 2006 by psychman

She has long brown hair, big teddy bear brown eyes, and stands about six feet tall. She's beautiful. You know it's going to be a great day at work when she's there. That big gorgious smile of hers almost blows the place down. She has these eye lashes that everyone wishes they had. No need for make-up. She treated her residents, nurses, activities assistants, and housekeepers all with dignity and respect. Everyone wanted to be her.

It was an usual Tuesday morning. The sky was grey with small droplets falling from the sky. All in all, the day was gloomy. Sally walked through the front door. The sky became blue, the droplets evaporated, and the sun shined like it had never shined before. The assignments were filled and off the four of us went off. Sally was always very helpful. No matter what it was or how long it took, she would be there. Sally continued on with her assignment. I walked down the hallway with an eery feeling. Something just wasn't right. I went to check on the other girls just to be sure they were okay. Sam was in the second room to the left, everything was fine. Jenna was the fifth room room down to the right, everything seemed okay. I went to find Sally. She was all the way to the end of our hall, the last room on the right. I stopped at the door and heard an awkward sound. This time I did not knock at the door. I quickly opened the door just in time to see Sally hit that woman. I paused in disbelief. This was not the Sally I knew.

Sally had ugly long brown hair, hateful big brown eyes, and stood about six feet tall which was the closest she would get to Heaven. Her eyelashes did the best job at hiding all of her possessed features she gloomed with. She treated the other nurses, activities assistants, and housekeepers all with dignity and respect. The residents were a different issue. I watched the authorities escort her out of the facility. The hall was dark, the sky turned grey and small water droplets began to fall from the sky. For the first time, I did not want to be her.

 

http://soundfallen.blogspot.com/2005/10/prompt-reaction-4.html

http://jsfish.blogspot.com/2005/10/prompt-reaction-week-4.html

(The first of the above pieces was written about the author of the second piece, and the second of the two pieces was written about the author of the first!)

http://madinamanblogger.blogspot.com/2005/10/theme-4.html

http://millaysmalaise.blogspot.com/2005/09/theme-week-3-do-over-what-language-is.html

http://smg91286.blogspot.com/2005/10/prompt-reaction-3.html

http://madinamanblogger.blogspot.com/2005/10/theme-6.html

http://smackyourbitchup.blogspot.com/2005/10/i-had-ephipany-freeestyle.html

http://zebuesk.blogspot.com/2005/10/prompt-reaction-6.html

http://tmaym.blogspot.com/2005/10/theme-week-5.html 

http://mybloggeraddress.blogspot.com/2005/10/prompt-6.htmlhttp://jeterchick04.blogspot.com/2005/11/division-example-essay.html

http://jeterchick04.blogspot.com/2005/11/division-example-essay.html

http://millaysmalaise.blogspot.com/2005/10/theme-week-7-building-bigger-bridge.html

http://millaysmalaise.blogspot.com/2005/10/theme-week-9-meaning-beneath.html

http://soundfallen.blogspot.com/2005/11/prompt-reaction-7.html

http://jsfish.blogspot.com/2005/11/prompt-reaction-week-9.html 

http://jsfish.blogspot.com/2005/11/process-essay.html

http://adriannesenglishblog.blogspot.com/2005/12/process-essay.html

http://aantone.blogspot.com/2005/11/process-essay_23.html

    The three process essays just above are corkers--all the details fit to print. Lovingly rendered material.  Made my teacher day.

http://soundfallen.blogspot.com/2005/11/prompt-reaction-9.html

    Very unusual piece.

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Reaction to Prompt 30: Ain't no way I'm gettin into my garbage...let's see what's in the author's mind bin instead, shall we?

1 slightly used shadow that lined my sister's form. –shared
2 "10-year Plan" lists circa 1991 and 2003 -obsolete
2 definitions of love -modified
1 naive notion of liberty and justice for all -shot to hell
1 completely distorted view of Beauty -wrinkled (slightly)
376,000 (estimated) brain cells of varying importance -chemically altered
1 half-packed suitcase (with atlas) -unpacked
1 pair running shoes –resouled
2 disturbing letters to my parents leftover from the age of anger – crumpled
1 promise of “til death shall part us” – broken
16 leaves of various shape and color –overturned

1 inventory -completed

--Amy Cross

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A couple of clever loathing-EMCC pieces from Stephanie Pottle:

Quiz:

If you had to eat one of the following, which would it be?
A – finger paint
B – toothpaste
C – poop
D – mom’s cooking
E – EMCC dorm food

If you had to sleep on one of the following, which would it be?
A – floor
B – broken glass
C – rock
D – pull out couch
E – EMCC dorm bed

If you had to wear one of the following, which would it be?
A – bottle
B – dirt
C – turkey
D – shirt
E – EMCC sweatshirt

If you had to live in one of the following, which would it be?
A – card board box
B – trash can
C – industrial waste park
D – house
E – acadia hall

If you had to go to school at one of the following, which would it be?
A – Jeeve’s school of butlery
B – Igor’s school of lab assistants
C – Madame le Goth’s school of obedience
D – Jenna Jameson’’s school of sex
E – EMCC

If you picked anything other than d on any of the above, you may want to seek help. If you answered E on any of the above, you have been brainwashed, seek immediate reprogramming.

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And then:

Twenty-five reasons students of EMCC don’t spend any longer than necessary living in Acadia Hall

ONE
Monday, you go into a stall, pull down your pants, sit down realize there is no toilet paper, stand up, pull the pants up, hold them closed and hop to another stall, all because the bathrooms haven’t been cleaned since Monday.
TWO
The skeevy people (not current students) that are kind of friends with someone who lives on campus or used to go to school here that find it crucial to spend every waking moment in the lobby. Don’t these people have homes?
THREE
The exciting new pastime some people have devised of stealing every dry erase marker in the school.
FOUR
It’s EXPENSIVE.
FIVE
People seem to think, from time to time that expelling the contents of their stomachs in the hall is a dandy idea.
SIX
You end up living in a dry sauna or an igloo because you can’t control the heat in the frickin’ rooms!
SEVEN
Even if you are of age, you can’t sit down and enjoy a drink or two after a stressful day of classes or work.
EIGHT
You are required to purchase a rather expensive meal plan and the food sucks. Plus after a year of bugging Tommy, there is still NO Ben and Jerry’s anywhere to be seen.
NINE
Quiet hour are a good idea, but you either end up with no enforcement, or over enforcement by…
TEN
Anal R.A.s who let power go to their heads. Yea, you job is important, but get some perspective.
ELEVEN
No cat’s… or dogs for that matter.
TWELVE
There are two signs in the lobby. “This is your home…” and “There will be no swearing in the lobby.” EXCUSE ME?
THIRTEEN
People can’t seem to remember that poop needs to go away, as in you may have to flush more than once.
FOURTEEN
Everyone does it, but listening to your neighbors do it constantly when you’re not getting any yourself just plain sucks.
FIFTEEN
A distinct lack of parking for residents, but a Gestapo rated security force for inappropriate parking.
SIXTEEN
400 pound female culinary student in the hall in a bra and short shorts with half the ass hanging out or pieces or terrycloth closer related to washcloths than towels.
SEVENTEEN
Rats. and I don’t mean rodents.
EIGHTEEN
Drunken eighteen year old adolescents screaming and running down the hall at two am when your R.A. is sleeping three floors away
NINETEEN
People with absolutely no musical tastes who assume the higher the volume, the higher the sound quality.
TWENTY
Excessive cleaning fees for many due to the inability of a handful to puck up after themselves. (And the laziest janitor I’ve ever seen.)
TWENTY-ONE
Neither telephone or internet access is included… that’s a good, fifty to a hundred dollars a month. HELLO! We’re college students.
TWENTY-TWO
The rooms look like prison cells and in the middle of the winter, the walls seem to close in like the walls of a prison.
TWENTY-THREE
People who don’t understand the meaning of the words subtle or mature telling you to grow up.
TWENTY-FOUR
Absolutely no space for students to spend spare time hanging out. The lobby I better known as a living room.
TWENTY-FIVE
standing in two feet of snow, pouring rain, and/or the freezing cold to have a cigarette.

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A nursing student's journal from Meghan Ruhlin:

Monday, December 12th
Studying.....huh.....I dont know if there IS a way to study for this! Should I have done more, read more? These were the questions dashing through my mind on the way to school this morning. I didnt even remember half of it because my only thoughts were on exam #4. I sat in my seat, "Oh shit, Im gonna do bad, Kelly has my lucky pencil!!" Immediate panic set in to the superstitious student. Being superstitious and a Nurse might not be a great mix. The test read, "What precautions would you take for a patient with low potassium (select all that apply)" I answered it the best I could. But then when the test was through, we got in groups and did the test over. WHY CANT I FUCKING GET IT!!!!! MY BRAIN BLANKS OUT THE (SELECT ALL THAT APPLY) EVERY TIME!!!! I HATE THIS!!!! I was stressed to the maximum, this lead to a spending spree. I think I could find a diagnosis for that; it really is a problem.

Wednesday, December 14th
Today was a fun fun fun fun class. The topic; Sexuality. We talked about many many things from, "is a man gay if he likes to stick fingers in his anus-False" to "if a woman uses a vibrator, she will become dependent on it-false."Then the the conversation switched to 'premature ejaculation.' ( This is not a joke either!!)A classmate said to the the teacher, 'can you define premature ejaculation?" The response was, "When a man ejaculates sooner than he wants to."
The reply from the classmate was, "Isnt that everytime?"
The class was in an uproar. Everyone was dying laughing. That was a great way to lighten the load just before getting the test results back. For sure I thought I got below a 73, (thats the lowest you can get.) I ended up getting a 74. Not great, but not failing.

Thursday, December 15
Very, very shitty day, to say the least. I woke up estatic because it was the last day of clinicals. We were getting out early to go eat at the olive garden. When the morning crew was reporting off, I heard my patients name called, "No more hallucinations, but we need a C Diff sample."
Great, I was expecting bad, but not as bad as it became. I supervised her eating, and went to get her in the bathroom and get a sample. I put the 'hat' in the back of the toliet seat to catch the stool. She didnt make it all to the toliet so she was a mess. When she was through, the smell was the most horrendous thing that I had ever come across. I got her somewhat cleaned up, and the OT finished. The worst part wasnt over. I had to spoon the liquid stool into the container, rinse the 'hat' out, and bring the sample to the refridgerator. I was ok, until I got the the spooning part, the gags became uncontrollable. I hid it from the patient, I did not vomit, but I couldnt do it anymore. The sample I got was going to have to be enough. I continued with the rest of my patient care, but then again, I dont think you would be human if you attended nursing school and didnt gag.

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Here's a response from Eurayle7 to the prompt 'Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll':

My summer vacation was a whirlwind of boundary testing, idea reforming, and at times disturbing adventure. There were boys from Massachusetts. There was the surprise U2 concert to kick the summer off. A condom wrapper that couldn’t find it’s way to the trash to save lives. More beer runs than I could count on every one of my friends hands. We had more campfires this summer than any year in the past. Sing alongs that got too loud, whether we in the car or at the cabin with Josh playing Abbey. I got a 5th and an 8th for my birthday. T

here was the night we sang 4am at 4am. A frightening run of Scorpio/Cancer hookups and couples. Not enough poutine, but way too many jell-o shots. More breast appearances than a soft core porn. A refrigerator that always had more alcohol than food. The birthday party where I got a lap dance from my drunken brother-in-law.

There was the time we nearly drove to Vermont, but instead had to deal with Tia for 24 hours. Your Mom died, but I “got” Jesus. There were HUNDREDS of requests to WHSN, 89.3. We discovered that odd breed of boys who want to screw you, but won’t kiss you first. Jess and I learned how to drink a handle in a one night. Everyone let the wasted birthday girl assemble shish kabobs and cook on an open flame. Goodness only knows how many “Butt Sex” text messages we sent around and around this summer. Everyone was smitten, at least twice.

There was the time we couldn’t find the water tower, when it was less than 400 yards away. We played devils advocates, behaving for Bill while forming the deflowering committee. We adopted a moose the flew like a swan and landed like a sack of potatoes. You name it, we forgot it. There was the time I got a stream of text messages threatening punches to the baby maker if I didn’t get the tickets.

There was the ride in the Scion to Portland to see Better Than Ezra and all the mini drama of the day that seems so long ago. We spent a lot of time honking and yelling out the car door at not only tourists, but every pedestrian we could find.

There was the month of Our Lady Peace… the concert in Montreal was the highlight of the trip that was the highlight of my summer, blood, sweat and tears, and emotional break down yea it was the best day of my life…. Boston was a huge fuck up, but in the end it all came out great, forgetting the tickets, certain people doing nothing but bitching, the boys going and getting wasted while we sat in the rain, the bitchiest crowd ever… but it was worth it. My summer vacation WAS sex, drugs and rock and roll.

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A prompt reaction from Eurayle7--very simple, very eloquent:

You said yes. You said yes. You said yes. Everything seemed so right. I didn't jump in. I took my time. Almost three months. I took my time. Waited it out. Got to know you. I eased around the topic. I took my time. I didn't push. I didn't pull. The reins lay so gently in my hands. You said yes. I didn't manuveur. I didn't plot. I stalled. I waited. When everyone said go, I stopped. I made sure it was right. You said yes. I held out. I let you make the move. I kept my clothes on. I held on to miy horse. I bidded my time. You sad yes. And then it was. I was patient. I put up with it. I let it go. You said yes to her when you'd already said yes to me.

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Griz doing irony and Griz writing with her own voice without mentioning herself.  Slick trick:

 

64. “We are gathered here to remember…”

Car pulls up and it’s off to best friend’s birthday party. First outing…scared to death…holding onto daddy’s arm… Fluffy pink dress on…Mary Jane’s…white anklets. Wizard of Oz book wrapped in rainbow paper. Cake and ice cream..pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey…kool-aid and Jiffy Pop…swim in the inflatable pool…talk about Barbie, Ken, and Skipper…

Car pulls up and it’s off to eighth grade graduation…Scared to death…holding onto dad’s arm…White miniskirt, first set of “high heels…chunky style”…waist-length hair cut to a bob…can’t wait to sit next to Jerome DiGiacomo…gotta love alphabetical order…(Cavatelli comes next!)…After ceremony party at the friend’s house…coke, pizza, and playing post office and choo-choo…first kiss…hugs and promises to keep in touch in high school…

Car pulls up and it’s off to senior prom…scared to death…holding onto dad’s arm…”Nights in White Satin” playing while the dancing ball reflected off the walls…speared shrimp…giggling in the girls room…fixing makeup…sneaking wine…dancing…dancing….dancing….

Car pulls up and it’s off to wedding…long white dress….scared to death…holding onto dad’s arm…”Annie’s Song”…daisies…rice shower…honeymoon at Niagra Falls…endless promises…moonlight walks…champagne toast…dancing…dancing….dancing….

Car pulls up and it’s off to Dad’s funeral…long black dress… scared to death…holding onto dad’s arm…crying with sister…sneaking wine…Three gun shots…Taps…


68. A city street…

…Em ‘n Em blasting out a second story window…

…three rows of bleached white sheets and boxer shorts hanging out to dry

…seven kids of varying nationalities fighting over the fire hydrant that just sprang a leak…

…group of older kids playing a basketball game, getting in shape for college…

…shiny black limo carrying a beautiful, young girl to her first “job”…

…a tired mom attempting to keep three toddlers entertained while an infant rests on her hip, falling asleep despite all the rucous….

…animated neon signs urging people to have a Coke and a smile…

…hoards of pigeons fighting over discarded McDonald’s scraps…

…lovers sit entwined on a park bench, oblivious to the world around them…

…boys on skateboards trying to outshine the ones on bikes doing wheelies…

…the smell of exhaust from so many cars…

…flashing red palms…”Go”, “Don’t go”, “Go”, “Don’t go”

…the faint clanging of church bells…

…people in a hurry…

…people with no where to go…

…sirens…police….ambulance…fire….

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 3:31:14 PM

 
Griz said...
62. Eenie, meenie, minie, moe…

“Not me, uh uh, no way am I flying!”

In the news today... young man gets killed by locomotive while fishing off railroad trestle…

“Holy cow, I can’t believe you want to go in a plane…how crazy is that?

In the news today…man dies after falling off cliff at Acadia National Park while trying to retrieve a sandal…swept away by wave…

“Don’t you know how dangerous it is to fly?”

In the news today…elderly priest struck by lightning while playing golf…

“I would rather drive myself than get into a plane!”

In the news today…woman killed as her car hydroplanes into a phone pole…

“People who fly are taking their life into their own hands.”

In the news today…teen-ager loses life while surfing…shark attack…

“Nothing is scarier than getting onto a plane…”

In the news today…seventy five people die, hundreds injured as train derails…

“Yup, driving is the safest way…no planes for me”

In the news today…Eight people dead, nineteen hospitalized in seven-car pile-up on Connecticut turnpike.

“If I were you, I wouldn’t fly…too dangerous!”

In the news today…man shot accidentally in bizarre hunting accident.

…mauled by tiger in zoo…
…died from food poisoning…
…terrible down-hill skiing accident…
…run over by boat…
…snow-sled through the ice…
…four-wheeler crosses barbed-wire fencing…
…attacked by bobcat while cycling…
…drowned in backyard pool…

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 3:32:28 PM